FACT: Cellphones have 18 times more bacteria than toilet handles

FACT: Camels store fat in their humps not water

FACT: Scientists collect cow farts to study global warming

FACT: Japan has the World's longest life expectancy

FACT: The Coast Redwood is the largest tree ever measured.

FACT: The TV show ALF aired on NBC from 1986 to 1990.

FACT: Zero is an even number, but is neither positive nor negative.

FACT: Puppies are Cute

FACT: David Hasselhoff enjoys cheeseburgers (and alcohol).

FACT: Only four NBA players have ever recorded an quadruple double.

FACT: No penguin has ever seen a polar bear in the wild.

FACT: Jesus never asked anyone to perform sex acts on his behalf.

FACT: Hitler was kind of a douche bag.

FACT: Scholars agree Jesus was not a gay black hippie Jew.

FACT: My girlfriend is convinced that a tiny dragon inhabits the tree in my backyard.

FACT: Miniature giraffes do not exist.

FACT: If it has four wheels and speakers, it is technically a car stereo.

FACT: Hawaii has by far the highest percent of meth heads in the US.

FACT: Dogs can pee while doing a hand stand.

FACT: A supermassive black hole is holding our Milky Way Galaxy together.

FACT: Rattlesnakes are evolving to rattle less before biting.

FACT: Pee Wee Herman masturbates in public.

FACT: Denmark is the happiest country in the world.

FACT: Elephants pee an average of 50 liters per day.

FACT: Black panthers can be one of many species of large cats, including; Jaguars, Leopards, or Cougars (Or racist black guys).

FACT: You are so much smarter for having read this blog.

FACT: Che Guevara and Fidel Castro used to be best buds.

FACT: Humans and Chimpanzees share more than 95% of their genetic material.

FACT: Rubbing stainless steel on your hands will eliminate onion and garlic odors.

FACT: Glass windows will prevent you from getting a sun tan but cannot prevent you from getting skin cancer.

FACT: Lite isn't an actual word you drunk ass.

FACT: If you've had an erection lasting more than 4 hours, you should contact your doctor.

FACT: Mississippi is the fattest US state.

FACT: Sea Urchin (Uni) tastes like orange zest at first then like a fishing pier.

FACT: Driving a Mazda Miata does not make you gay.

FACT: USA is not the smartest country in the world.

FACT: Being a bad mother is awesome, but being a bad mommy is really sad.

FACT: Worst loss in BCS history: WVU 70 Clemson 33 (Or is it Clemons?)

FACT: Dog owners are healthier and live longer than cat owners.

FACT: E is the most commonly used letter in the English language

FACT: You weigh 0.2827% less on Mt. Everest than at the beach.

FACT: Koalas are not bears.

FACT: If your ring finger is longer than your pointer finger, then you are much more likely to be gay.